TFA says moving production to the US would add 65$ to labor costs.

Not certain where they get those statistics, but even if they were that high, adding such a cost would still retain the iPhone's profitability.

disable your wife

Easier said than done!

I find it odd that you assume Assange's lawyers are making things up. Between wikileaks and government, the government has a longer track record of lying to get what they want.

That's only because wikileaks has only been around for a few years.

They've already been caught doing "selective editing" with that bombing video posted some months back.

Who the hell gets Halloween as a paid holiday?

... exactly what I was thinking

It's pretty cool at those depths so simply pumping air around can save in air conditioning utility bills. On the other hand, dealing with human waste often needs additional equipment though not expensive.

Mostly because there is very little generation of heat underground so the air takes roughly the same temperature as the surrounding rock.

Unfortunately when you're dealing with dozens of servers that's going to generate a _great_ deal more heat than can be dissipated, so unless you have A/C or great ventilation you'll be enclosed within a crematorium.