I wondered how long a "full length Blu-Ray movie" is? Is it, like, just under 100 metres so it fits in the cable? Or is it 3 km, so that you have to drag that 100m cable for 30 seconds at 1 m/s to transfer it?

All these new units of measurement get me really confused.

My first thought was "Big Indians or Little Indians"? Weird how your brain gets wired after a few years of hackin'.

I think it's a sign from the Tiki Gods that it's time for coffee...

Having seen goats chewing happily on pieces of clothing and other garbage, mutating goats to have no sense of taste sounds to me like mutating rabbits to have long ears. (I was planning to write something slightly different but less suited for small children and Americans here.)

... will have run out of money. That "montly subscription" is sure as hell gonna wring every last buck out of yout wallet once they got you hooked.

I don't know about the rest of you, but i always make a point of lying through my teeth when it comes to online subscriptions to anything - especially a game. When asked, I'm a 12 year old redhaired girl living in Namibia.

Now back to their stats. How do they know 50% is 13 years or younger? Right. They ask for your birthdate. And then assume that you click the truth...

They always lie about the amount of radiated light.

Put a 60W incandescent, "equivalent" tube, and "equivalent" LED next to each other. The good old light bulb is clearly brighter than the other two, and the LED is clearly even dimmer than the tube.

How come those manufacturers get away with such obvious errors?