I hope the (soon to become) MeeGo line will be relevant.
Readers should not confuse this with, in order of increasing danger, the LG Migo, which "is perfect for your kid's first phone," the Bhutanese Migo, which is "known by the Nepalese and Tibetans as the Yeti, and to the Chinese and Soviets as the Alma," or the Lovecraft Mi-Go, which "are large, pinkish, fungoid, crustacean-like entities the size of a man with a 'convoluted ellipsoid' composed of pyramided, fleshy rings and covered in antennae where a head would normally be."
Because Egyptian hieroglyphics actually meant something to the Egyptian people.
I know, right? Just the other day I was telling my Egyptologist friend: "Eagle snake foot pharoah-on-a-throne-holding-out-his-hand, wheat!", and he laughed and said, "Eye cat eagle ibis... eye-of-Ra!" It was a riot!
I'm not a linguist, as I'm probably about to demonstrate, but the development of written language went (very) roughly like: pictograms -> consonants -> vowels -> punctuation
ATLEASTWERENOTGOINGBACKTOTHAT
PHASEOFWRITINGWHENEVERYTHINGWAS
INMAJUSCULEANDTHEREWASNOSPACING
BETWEENWORDS
ANDWHENREADINGACTUALLYMEANT
OUTLOUDEVENIFYOUWEREALONE
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.