Economist Steven Levitt also had an interesting story of how he almost got arrested because he bought a last min one-way flight, and that he carried research paper on terrorist activities:

I almost got sent to Guantanamo
By Steven D. Levitt
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2005/07/14/i-almost-got-sent-to-guantanamo/

Here are 2 words for you: "Citation Needed". Give me a reputable newsource that reported what you said above. I live in Canada, and have a few friends living in Calgary. I've never heard such things.

Oops, this year's St Patrick's day is on Mar 17, not 15. It was last year that's on Mar 15. My bad.

I thought "a modest proposal" involves eating Irish children. Coincidentally, this year's St Patrick's Day is on Mar 15.
So how about we make kids into pie to celebrate Pi Day, and then eating the pie to celebrate St Patrick's Day?
(Those who don't get it, please google Jonathan Swift's essay "A Modest Proposal")

A mammal that injects venom into their prey through specialized teeth?
Sounds more like the his mother-in-law