Comment Re:What if a commercial bot has a penis panic? (Score 2) 46
What would happen if one of these commercial bots has a spontaneous, uncontrollable penis panic while chatting with a customer?
What if the customer asks a legitimate question, and the bot goes haywire and repeatedly replies with:
MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING!
The customer would not be pleased, I can assure you, if one of these business bots goes crazy like that!
My anus is bleeding.
My ANUS is BLEEDING.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
I live in a giant bucket...