quonsar - Slashdot User

Comment Re:What if a commercial bot has a penis panic? (Score 2) 46

by quonsar on Tuesday April 12, 2016 @01:46PM (#51893455) Attached to: Facebook Launches 'Agents On Messenger' Platform With Chatbots

What would happen if one of these commercial bots has a spontaneous, uncontrollable penis panic while chatting with a customer?

What if the customer asks a legitimate question, and the bot goes haywire and repeatedly replies with:

MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING!

The customer would not be pleased, I can assure you, if one of these business bots goes crazy like that!

My anus is bleeding.
My ANUS is BLEEDING.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

I live in a giant bucket...

Comment Re:And to think.... (Score 1) 642

by quonsar on Thursday March 31, 2016 @01:33PM (#51815921) Attached to: Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks'

Don't injure his self of steam.

Comment Re:Totaly agree (Score 1) 642

by quonsar on Thursday March 31, 2016 @01:31PM (#51815887) Attached to: Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks'

consistent

Comment hj wiat... (Score 1) 642

by quonsar on Thursday March 31, 2016 @01:30PM (#51815873) Attached to: Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks'

is tihs The Onion?

Submission + - Open source app Glucosio helps diabetics (opensource.com)

Submitted by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 31, 2016 @12:58PM

An anonymous reader writes: The open source apps collectively called Glucosio help people with diabetes and help diabetes research.

This new open source project has an unparrelled vision.

Comment Re:In other news (Score 1) 193

by quonsar on Wednesday March 30, 2016 @04:46PM (#51810333) Attached to: Amazon.com Now Bans USB Type-C Cables That Aren't Up To Spec

I buy all my Slashdot posts on Amazon.

Comment Re:Linus filled a void (Score 1) 273

by quonsar on Wednesday March 30, 2016 @08:50AM (#51806579) Attached to: Torvalds' Secret Sauce For Linux: Willing To Be Wrong

see haiku above.

Comment Re:keep secret? (Score 1) 75

by quonsar on Friday March 04, 2016 @02:51PM (#51638371) Attached to: Google Building a 100kW Transmitter at Spaceport America

no. RTFA. more like the output of a GI Joe walkie talkie.

Comment Re:Nobody fucking wants this (Score 1) 196

by quonsar on Wednesday January 06, 2016 @11:41AM (#51248651) Attached to: Microsoft Teams With Automakers To Put Windows, Office In Cars

They've never HAD to be, they just are.

Comment Texas! (Score 1) 954

by quonsar on Friday December 18, 2015 @08:23PM (#51147391) Attached to: 12-Year-Old Sikh Boy Arrested In Texas After Bringing a Power Bag To School

Where the crazy lives!

Comment Re:Link to actual catalogue (Score 1) 69

by quonsar on Friday December 18, 2015 @10:29AM (#51142957) Attached to: Catalogue of Government Gear For Cellphone Spying

DRT 1101B Maximum Number of Channels: 96 (half-duplex) 48 (full-duplex) Compatible with: Windows 2000, XP

Comment JUSTICE (Score -1, Troll) 184

by quonsar on Monday December 14, 2015 @03:38PM (#51116519) Attached to: Leaded Gas, CFCs, and the Dark Side of Progress

So there is justice!

Comment "Shooting" is such an ugly term... (Score 1) 735

by quonsar on Tuesday December 08, 2015 @01:22PM (#51081931) Attached to: Donald Trump: America Should Consider "Closing the Internet Up In Some Way"

Please instead use the politically correct term "interpersonal ballistic event", or IBE.

Comment Re:Is there a downside to upgrading to 10? (Score 1) 665

by quonsar on Monday December 07, 2015 @05:12PM (#51076087) Attached to: Microsoft Will Resume Pushing Windows 10 To Machines With Win7, 8.1

You are also forced to have an internet account linked to it.

no, actually you're not. but with that said, Win10 sucks the big hairy one.

Comment Re:Tabs (Score 1) 209

by quonsar on Wednesday October 07, 2015 @11:54AM (#50679595) Attached to: Why Is RAM Suddenly So Cheap? It Might Be Windows

Besides, it's all porn.

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