Does it come pre-rooted?

Have you ever heard of "Hanlon's razor"?

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

The last regime went back in time? Fucking awesome, dude!

The exact same argument can be used for alchol intoxication. When I got my DUI, I blew a .227, (almost 3 times the legal limit). I could pass the field sobriety test no problem, but since there was a "faint odor of alcohol", I was taken downtown to blow in the breathalyzer. Should I be allowed to go unimpeded, simply because I can "hold my liquor"?

Welcome to the USSA.

The Bible says so.

Throw poo at it, and it will remind you of a Simian too.

Make the "Maximum Wage" $20,000 a year, with 100% tax rate on any earnings above and beyond that. If I can live on it, and support a family of 3, you can too. Just because you work more doesn't mean you deserve more money.

Sure there are. Change your VM to route through YouMail, and download the Android app. You'll now be able to listen to MP3's of your voicemail, delete, fast forward, rewind, save for later. It's the modern equivalent to an answering machine. YouMail Visual Voicemail

Deep throat. Practice with foot long hotdogs.

You know when you're a liberal, when your plans don't coinside with reality, and you blame reality for the outcome; instead of the validity and viability of your plan.

6.1875 inches wide, by 7 inches high.

Real Calc Plus on Android.

"Global Warming"?

I get my cable for free. I have a P-Key, a terminator tool, and a 9/16" 30 inchpound torque wrench. I don't pay a fucking dime for my cable TV.