Comment Addressing the Trees (Score 1) 11
To address the trees in your post rather than the forest:
I have two grease fittings on my car (added while my brother owned it). It's funny to point them out at the quick lube places. Really throws off their rhythm. (Usually do my own work on the car, but I've been without workspace for a while.)
Not sure how you would count it, but I'm on at least career number three, maybe as high as five.
The worst pissing contest at my workplace has a woman as one of the participants. She's retired army, so she's probably somewhat atypical.