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Comment Re:Who Cares? (Score -1, Flamebait) 476

You being a retard isn't newsworthy. Tesla (and battery powered cars in general) being fundamentally broken in cold weather... well, that's not really newsworthy either. Last year tesla tried to blame the new york times for their car being shit once it gets cold.

Anyhow, you need to step up your game if you want to make the papers. I mean, you're competing with Justin Beiber being a retard. Maybe if you drop trou at a red light and drop a steamer in the street.

Comment This is a dumb idea (Score 1) 543

For multiple reasons. But consider this:

Remember melamine? Somebody discovered that you can water down your milk, add some melamine, and profit. So melamine milk goes in baby formula and dog food.

Let's say you have a dog or a baby. You buy a bag of dog food/baby formula, and that's all they eat for a month or two, until you run out and buy the next bag. And if it's got melamine, now you have a dead dog. Or a dead baby.

Variety is the spice of life, folks. If you eat nothing but soylent, you will die. I can't live with that.

Comment Re:LOL ... (Score 1) 221

Heh, anybody else remember zonk? That was fucking awesome how, in the middle of a game review, he'd throw in a paragraph about eating pussy or fingering a hooker's asshole. Don't get me wrong -- he posted complete shit. But once in a while, there was a nugget of gold in there.

Comment Re:No one gives a shit... (Score 5, Funny) 102

Dice devop here. We've been testing ShapeShifter to reduce dupes and it works quite well. This is actually a story about the new paging algorithm in Linux 3.1.6-rc. Shapeshifter noticed it was a dupe and turned it into a barely coherent word salad. If anybody knows how to configure this thing to produce better content, we're hiring -- check the dice.com job board to apply.

Comment Re:Work on the basics (Score 1) 387

Backend is node.js. It doesn't block, which makes it faster. Python, ruby, perl, C all have blocking i/o. (C can do asynchronous i/o but it's a pain and you have to be smart to get it right). node lets any mouth-breathing retard write non-blocking code. That makes it faster. Also, SQL is obsolete. Just store everthing as json and use Array.filter, Array.map, etc. It doesn't block which makes it faster.

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