Dice devop here. We've been testing ShapeShifter to reduce dupes and it works quite well. This is actually a story about the new paging algorithm in Linux 3.1.6-rc. Shapeshifter noticed it was a dupe and turned it into a barely coherent word salad. If anybody knows how to configure this thing to produce better content, we're hiring -- check the dice.com job board to apply.

You can get a replacement if your dollars are partially destroyed.

Backend is node.js. It doesn't block, which makes it faster. Python, ruby, perl, C all have blocking i/o. (C can do asynchronous i/o but it's a pain and you have to be smart to get it right). node lets any mouth-breathing retard write non-blocking code. That makes it faster. Also, SQL is obsolete. Just store everthing as json and use Array.filter, Array.map, etc. It doesn't block which makes it faster.

I'm passionate about fucking. How can I do that?

Have you read the bible? Lots of fucking, gang-bangs, rape, etc. It makes 50 shades of grey seem tame. And, hey, it convinced my girlfriend to give anal sex a try. (she likes it more than I do, for the record).

That would explain Obama's 180 degree turn on the NSA. But who was he sending dick pics to? Could he be the first GNAA president? Maybe getting something on the down-low?

Yeah, the workaround doesn't work.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is the biggest whorehouse of all.

I hope they start cloning Natalie Portman soon! Just imagine ... me, with hot grits in my pants, and Natalie Portman, naked and petrified. Heck, even if she's not petrified it will still be awesome!

When I lived in Japan, one option was condom paint (for lack of a better phrase). Basically, you paint your hard-on with latex (?? or something like that) which dries out to form a skin-tight condom. There's also a baggie on the head to catch your swimmers. It wasn't as good as bareback, but it was certainly better than any condom. Oh, and the girl painting your pecker sticks her finger up your ass and sucks your balls to help keep you hard.

We don't need better condoms, we need better sex. I prefer bareback oral and anal. The problem is, a lot of people have no oral skills and think anal sex is dirty or gross. I'm glad shows like Glee and Two and a Half Men show anal sex as a positive thing, but it's not enough. Schools should encourage it and teach proper ass hygiene. There's no reason your ass should smell like, well, ass.

As for oral, look at all the fatties! Clearly they enjoy putting things in their mouth, so they must get some pleasure from it. So suck a dick (or a clit).

Yep. Maybe the whale company will learn that lesson and ditch google mail, calendar, docs, android, etc.

Can I use bitcoin to buy tulip futures or pets.com stock options?

Even worse is the al gore porn. "Your orgasm meets or exceeds previous orgasms that have been induced as a side effect of sexual relations with me."

And you don't want to see the racist al gore porn. "It gives me great pleasure when you carefully insert your uncircumcised 20 centimeter african-american penis into my rectum and stimulate my prostate and large bowel."

Remember the toyota software bug? Toyota cars had a software bug that caused older drivers to accidentally hit the gas when they wanted to hit the brake! But it only affected older drivers, and driver height was also a factor. Anyhow, an expert witness reviewed the source code at testified at a civil trial that he couldn't find any bugs but he couldn't rule out that bugs existed. The jury found toyota liable. Cha-ching!

So even if you use something like haskall to prove your code correct or node to prevent blocking, the car manufacturer may still be responsible for drivers pressing the wrong pedal. It's software, there might be bugs, pay up.

here is the code in question.