Comment My plan is better than Crigley's (Score 1) 221
I say we just send Superman up there with a big net and let him make a bunch of trips around the planet to clean everything up. Then we don't have to worry about conserving the energy in the pieces or any of that crap, because Superman has energy to spare.
Not only is this faster and safer, but much more entertaining. I think they could actually make a profit on this, when they figure in the comic book sales.