I can't help but get a little nauseous.
What is coffee? Coffee is heated water strained through the ground up remains of dead, chemically treated vegetative matter that's traveled thousands of miles from who knows where via who knows what method peed on by who knows how many rats along the way and packaged for our consumption? Count me out.
I'll take a can of good ole sugared up naturally and artificially flavored soda any day.
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This sig pukes when it drinks coffee, and that's before the smell and the taste!
I can handle 4 years of second hand smoke if they included your basic pleasure model like Pris.
Although people know me as a writer of fiction in my personal life, my day job is fixing computers, so when someone I know needs work done, I often get the call. Recently someone I used to work with as a computer consultant called me up to help install a home PC for a sibling in town. Because I'm nice and/or stupid, I did it.
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