You got me nailed. In fact, I even blame Microsoft for the iPhone 4S battery issue.

Just store everything in /
What could be simpler?

That functionality and usability testing by the app-store staff must have been extra rigorous with this app, or something.

Democrat president enforces law passed by democrat congress and signed by democrat president and it's... "Butt-head Republican ideology"

Really?

Try going to wikipedia and looking up "League of Nations"

You don't seem to be aware that the U.S. Constitution was written by elitist, undemocratic men.

And he did it too!

Well... as long as doubling the number of soldiers counts as "pulling out", that is...

Ok, so why haven't we attacked Pakistan then?

As already said, you are ignorant and wrong about the inch.

Furthermore, the kilogram happens to be the mass of a lump of metal in France. If the lump of metal would have been different, a kilogram would have been a different mass. In fact, the kilogram is a different mass than it used to be. Oops.

Inches, feet and miles are also based upon SI units.

There's nothing wrong with doing science using American units of measurement, as long as you don't expect to have to interact with crazy ferriners. Sure it's harder to do calculations in your head, but why do we need to be doing calculations in our heads anyway? Isn't that what phones are for?

Hey, some people pay good money for that kind of holiday.

Most of the world population doesn't read Slashdot.
The majority of Slashdot readers know what miles are.

Oh yeah, this one is good. If they pick this one they could even write a book about it.

Why not just go straight to BBUNIX then? That has a nice 70's-80's ring to it.

Seeing as how you won't ever be upgrading the software on your devices, Android seems perfect. You guys will fit right in!