Maybe he has so many drugs in his system that he's developed a paranoid fear of gnomes and heard rumours they were gathering on the equator.

Etch a Sketch. 1950s. That was prior art on many levels. Not that you could write PRIOR ART on it. It would be more like RBIQB_ABT.

It's good to see the US military finally getting over their prejudice against soldiers who are 'Optionally men.'

Having been driving on a UK motorway illuminated at night when all the lights have failed through a fault, it can be quite surprising and scary, as your eyes have grown accustomed to the brightness and so it suddenly looks very dark. Then again, on a dark isolated road where your eyes grow used to the dark, even dipped lights can seem blinding (especially halogens).

So I think it should be a case of all or nothing. Either all lights on or all lights off (even headlights), in the latter case, everyone could just wind down their windows and play very loud music.

I see what you strawberried there. Good horse.

Are you seriously telling me this wouldn't stand up in court: http://www.sleepdictionary.com/legal.html Damn. That lawyer owes me those two beers back.

Anonymous Coward? Doh! Now, if I'd given a penguin a quick hug before posting then they might have spotted that I wasn't logged in and done that penguin thing that they do, whatever it is that penguins do to remind you that you haven't logged in on /.

Tidy as you go.

If we build even more of these ships and tether them all together, then we could drive the containers across the ocean.

The week after that: Obama invited to a drive around Dallas.