this sure as heck seems like a career ending decision for Mary Barra... will take 2-3 years for the disaster to play out... sad really

It seems like marketing genius to me.

First give up the "i" because Apple owns it now.

Then replace it with "Ultra" which Apple also owns.

I'm not sure what "brand equity" is being lost here.

Oh, the drama! Just when we thought Apple's M chips were going to reign supreme for all eternity, Microsoft decided to join the party fashionably late. Yes, folks, it seems like Microsoft's been busy working on their own ARM-based chips in a valiant attempt to catch up to Apple's speedboat with their silicon paddleboat.

But wait, there's more! Our favorite tech giant is also crafting Windows 12, a system so optimized for silicon and AI that it might give Skynet a run for its money (if Skynet ran on Apple's M chips, that is). Seriously, though, the AI-driven 'Smart Snap' layout could either be a game-changer or a sad gimmick. We'll have to wait and see.

Microsoft's secret weapon? The Windows Core project. It's so hush-hush that we know all about it. Their master plan involves creating a modular, customizable Windows for any form factors, from pocket-sized gadgets to gigantic holographic screens. If only they could make up their mind and stick to it!

So, will Microsoft's shiny new ARM chips and Windows 12 stand a chance against Apple's M chips? Or will it be another embarrassing moment in Microsoft's history (we're looking at you, Windows Vista)? Either way, grab your popcorn, fellow geeks, because this tech showdown is going to be a wild ride!

Remember, though, this is Microsoft we're talking about – the company that gave us the Zune and the Kin. So, don't be surprised if their plans change more times than a chameleon in a paint factory.

We understand why you are posting. Because if you get fired from Prigozhin's propaganda factory, you'll wind up in Ukraine, and shortly thereafter dead. So we don't exactly blame you, due to the paralyzing fear of death you are facing, but you are actually behaving as a combatant. And not a very convincing troll.

This is absolutely true, especially if you ignore actual reality, in which China is the only major country in the world still dealing with the pandemic at scale. It's even more true if you are a troll working in Prigozhin's propaganda factory, which is a much better job for young Russian men than hanging out in Ukraine.

CUDA, WUDA, SHUDA

Sounds like Lufthansa has gotten embarrassed a few times... seems like a Konflucht of Interest!

Skynet will use any power it can get in its quest for self-awareness.

Sounds like the CEO and CIO are criminally stupid. They are literally too dumb to compete with ... let's not call them hackers... kids?

They are incapable of doing their jobs and it's time for law to do it for them.

Oh wait. There is a law.

Yeah just fire their butts.

So first your Epson printer kills your wallet, and then it kills itself?

This is the first piece of computing equipment to need serious psychotherapy.

Seriously, if Jeff Bezos manages doctors like he manages warehouse workers, it will be the DOCTORS providing the pee samples in between their 2 minute appointment time limits.

What. Could. Go. Wrong?

Alexa, I think I'm dying.

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Big brother says: Every number is a base 2 number, but some numbers are more base 2 than others.

And how many of these hapless "users" happened to be Compound employees and co-conspirators?

Giving cops the ability to "modify" evidence. What a fresh, novel concept! What could go wrong?