i've been worried that we might run out of mice, but with this new technology, we can now save those mice who need heart transplants. We won't have to wait for a donar mouse to be killed in an accident any more! It's also hard to convince them to sign a donor cars, as very few of them know how to write.

the Obama government only violates the Constitutional Rights of its own citizens, it would never consider violating the rights of foreigners. That would be, like, wrong, and they'd never break foreign law.

Can these tubes also be used to carry the innernet?

You must have never used Vista.
Besides constantly asking for confirmaion of 100s of different programs or updators, it will silently install some updates and then reboot, usually while you are doing something. I rarely use Windows any more, except when I need to do taxes. Its just too painful.

Emma: Please insert a snarky comment here.

That would make Linux more like Windows. Windows is constantly asking you to confirm thsi or that, and it programs you to just click the damn things so you can get your work done. You get to the point that you don't even realize that you are doing it because it happens so frequently, and tsaying no means you cannot get your tasks done. So when a serious message comes through, you don't even realize it occured. They've hidden the serious messages under a deluge of useless warnings.

D3D? Dungeons and Dragons V 3? Sounds usefull on a workstation, but what is it good fr on an embeded system?

Ordinary people: Undocumented immigrants who have not yet entered out country.

This is the kind of transparency where "you have to pass the bill in order to find out what's in it".

They'll make changes. Next time, they'll hide it better.
Don't expect them to end the programs. they need something to tell them who to send the IRS after. If they can't find their opponents by scanning their emails, how do you expect them to target their enemies?

The Kindle usually has an advantage over the other tablets in battery lifetime. The kindle lasts for days, where a tablet lasts for hours. This is important if you don't live 6" from a power outlet.

Is talking on the phone while driving any more distracting than driving with kids in the back of the car?
Have we made them illegal yet?

Slashdot would be more like:

I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
[dup...]

And some people are wild monkeys. These are the type I usually have to deal with.

there are two big groups that want out of Obamacare, and passing laws to do so, because it is "too expensive".
These are: Congress, and the IRS.
Congress has so far gotten a 75% subsidy to pay for it. think you will get the same treatment?
If they cannot afford it, with their 6 figure salaries, how are the rest of us supposed to?