Change one ingredient (the tonic water) to , and your ??? is "Set on fire"

Not sure however if the profit still works then. I guess they could sell charcoal to the BBQ business.

You have a 10' tablet? WOW!

How do you work with that, some sort of full body contact thing? Twister based?

Or more along the lines of Dance Dance Revolution?

I can see it now: Man I'm tired, I've been entering stuff in Excel 2018 all day, my legs hurt!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist ;)

This is all a conspiracy by the US government. They *say* they got hacked and the designs got stolen, but we all know that sneakilly they've just given them all to the Chinese.

The reason for this is of course obvious: The Chinese can make these things much cheaper! So it's all about savings!

(If you think this might be something with tongues and cheeks, you might possibly be somewhat right)

And then someone else sees someone shooting someone and that someone shoots the someone shooting someone else who sees someone shooting someone....

Escalating gunfights are not pretty.

Leaving out the fact that a fair amount of people in a stressed situation have serious problems actually aiming, so any surrounding 'innocents' become accidental targets.

It's not as simple as the NRA makes it sound. Ask any policeman who's been in a similar situation.

Can't resist..

He was kissing his ass goodbye.

You do realize we're talking about a book here, right? (Or at least, that's what it's generally used for), and actually reading a dead-tree book isn't an issue?

Right. Glad to get that out of the way. But don't let me stop your diatribe about gadgets.

National Fuck League! Sort of the logical follow up to Leisure Suit Larry.

We're all nerds here, right?

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Yes, they're brilliant like that.

I think in congress you might want to melt the occupants after 8 uses, not the chair.

At least we can be sure that Ikea isn't interested, since their chair already do that by default.

(And I had a good laugh about the article :)

Ah. I wasn't aware of that :) Thanks!

But still I imagine most people don't really care where their solar panels come from, and if they get paid for the surplus energy they provide, they'll probably care even less.

The difference most probably being that Germany isn't pumping money into making their own solar panels, but just buying them from the chinese, and then setting everything up locally.

It's called the Skillex method.

Making a giant bass drop.

Also reference http://what-if.xkcd.com/12/ :)