Comment I.c.U. (Score -1, Offtopic) 231
The come back 8)
ah. Frost piss ?
The come back 8)
ah. Frost piss ?
You may not have noticed, but my HTTP request encapsuled a link to my EPLA (End-Provider Licence Agreement) that resides on my HDD under c: (or
This EPLA describes the rules governing the sending of your IP packets to MY computer and gives a formula to account for eyeball time allowed to your packets and the just compensation I should receive for your use of eyeball and brain time (standard time-sharing agreement).
It grants you a non exclusive right to my eyeballs, and excludes any right you might think you have to present me with advertisement without proper compensation for my eyeball/brain time.
To make it simple there is a mandatory 50/50 share for any advertisement revenue derived from my eyeball time, plus a one-off, annual fee of 5000$ for non exclusive access to my eyeball.
Another 5000$ fee is mandatory for the implementation and maintenance of the eyeball-to-brain connection, and has to be paid in full before sending me any IP packets and / or advertising.
We are currently gathering IPs and computer info on persistent intruders who refuse to buy subscription to my eyeball and eyeball-brain connection, and are engaging in a theft of eyeball and brain services. We have engaged an attorney who will be doing a bulk subpoena demand on each ISP involved,..
If you want to stop the legal proceeding, please kindly forward your money to me.
Regards,
Da5id
Maybe an average family cannot, but a poor AND dishonest one can for sure lift 6 of them from a delivery truck 8)
(disclaimer : SarcMarc / Yes, it is a form of Humor, albeit an almost deceised one / Yes, not all poor families are poor / Oh, Just shut up, not my fault if you have no sense of humor. Choose the one applying to your specific condition 8p)
" our offices did not have naked porn stars running about, no free blow jobs"
First it was Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy...
Among the years some more desillusions...
Then there was that sad story with the flying cars...
And Duke Nukem Forever...
And now this !!!!
ALL MY DREAMS ARE GONE NOW !!!
8p
"I particularly enjoyed the way you seem to know much more about what is good for the company than the trained accountants whose job it is to know these things better than anyone else."
FYI, trained accountants knows what is better for the ACCOUNTS.
If they knew what was good for the company they would be
BTW, how often do you consult your own accountant about your morale ?
But the story became much much shorter : at the first autodafe the evil censors all died of toxic fumes inhalation....
But do they have 50ft MATRIX Kung Fu walls for running up and pushups?
I am the bursar of the university.
And I just got our Google ad report.
And you are banned. For life.
You know what a long term investment is ? a short term investment that failed...
Mix.A.Golden.Apple.In.
and if you really feel like haute cuisine hard boil an egg and sprinkle it on the mix.
and go easy on the vinegar and use a good quality oil. and don't forget a little bit of oignon.
Anything else ?
And while I'll not even once mention my long promised flying car (lying bastards !) we could AT LEAST have K2000 type cars.
I'll even give up the james bond options like jumping 20 feet and the rest (might keep the blond on a lease plan...and I won't keep the hasseldoff option 8p)
But at least a car that is autodriven and fully connected...
bonus points if it can fly ?
Here...
And from a very well known and respected entity everyone in the trades knows !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auYe2LL6Af0&NR=1
ah, yes.... They can be darn expensive, also 8p
"South American coup de tat "
http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1595490&cid=31615768
It's like 3 posts above yours.
See how polite we are ?
Gosh, an Anonymous Bastard !!! (/change semantic database)
Hey Asshole, can't you even read ? 8p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benevolent_Dictator_For_Life
Here, I corrected that for you...
What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.