But have you looked at the numbers? All the numbers?! They add up!

Note: This function is binary-safe.

Hmmmm.... I didn't think it was.

if ($_GET['do'] == 'read' && $filesize > 0) {
if ($filehandle = fopen($filepath, 'rb')) {
$filecontent = fread($filehandle, $filesize);
$filecontent = base64_encode($filecontent);
$filecontent = 'data:image/' . $filetype . ';base64,' . $filecontent;
fclose($filehandle);
} else $filecontent = 'status:error/readfail';
echo '{ "content": "' . $filecontent . '" }';
}

Each 6 requests comes with about two seconds of lag where the system needs to take a dump because it's so confused about all the work it's done.
(The files are 8kb).

It runs like balls on the Raspberry Pi, but that's the Pi's fault.

What else can you do with a barrel after you've shat in it?

ICANT think of anything better.

Two questions... Why is QBASIC still the most fun piece of software on my computer? And when can X11 die?

They'll be even happier knowing uncle Zucky is watching.

Did you hear? Microsoft just announced they're going to build a worldwide chat network called MSN Chat!!!111one

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The app, won't delete. The service, won't uninstall. The error, that my version of WhatsApp is updated and I have to upgrade, appears even before my phone considers connecting to the internet. No thank you, I would like to uninstall please. No? Sigh. Screw it, I'll just use the iPhone.

70% of people get automatically logged in by their phone each day, maybe. I've been trying to delete WhatsApp, but the uninstaller just doesn't seem to work. Seems like a pretty good way to claim 70% are online if you're actually saying 70% of phones are switched on. Unless they actually have message counts from these 315 million people daily users... and they all high-five each day when people just love typin' on their pioneering piece of chat window... but that would be weird, if they knew I was a 'heavy user' and that it was a chronic problem... I mean what..........

@(stack.overflow) { throttle: "open" } oh darn they dun goofed. oh well! let's close our eyes and hope it never happens again!!

Ha! It was the first! That means beta doesn't suck! Just kidding. #fuckbeta.

Is it just the fact that it's BitCoin (the massively overinvested) that makes you guys moan so much? Do you accept that cryptocurrency is a good idea, and an inevitable pathway for our supposedly technologically enlightened species? Do you see potential in Ripple? Controlled online merchant unions? Or are you waiting for your bank to add a swipe strip to your computer where your CD drive used to be?