Comment Re:Doesn't hold a candle to Ninnle! (Score 1) 272
Silence, you ninny!
Silence, you ninny!
"One-fifth of the people are against everything all of the time." Robert F. Kennedy
Welcome to that 20%.
will i am agrees!
"He hates these space elevators!"
There's no such thing as a stupid question...only stupid people who ask questions...
What, Bill O'Reilly is interviewing storm chasers? Are they liberals?
Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.
Pull my finger...
Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear.