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I have to swap out 3.5" floppy disks on the fly to launch my OS.
*All Packages left Berlin Via Deutsch Post at the same time on 21.11.12 and were transported to the USA, where they were handed over to the care of USPS for final delivery
FTFA (which all the text is on a bloody image, I had to type that shit. You can thank me below.)
If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
