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HTH

Don't be so sure, this is Europe we're talkin' about. They do shit all backwards there--hell they use the metric system for Chrissake! (And I wouldn't call 125 meters per hour a "runaway" vehicle.)

So, it would appear that Black is a very unpopular color for cars.

It's been about ten years since I've trusted a Slashdot summary.

Do you measure grades in kangaroos or koalas?

Number one on the list is motherfuckin' snakes. How am I supposed to travel if my motherfuckin' snakes ain't allowed on the motherfuckin' plane?

Unless they're five. I purchased two DSis *new* this year for my kids, 4.5 and 2.5, and you can bet your ass I pulled them out of the box and tested them and set them up before wrapping them. If you're buying something used from GameStop--or hell, anywhere--you need to make sure it works, otherwise you have some 'splainin to do, like, "why doesn't my new DS work, daddy?"

The first thing my boy did was find the camera app and start taking pictures. Once the girl got the hang of her hello kitty game I got her, she was gold.

With a Visa gift card inside, that way when something comes up, you can take yourself down to the local hardware store and purchase what you need as you need it.

I wish I had mod points. As it is, I wish I knew who you are, because you owe me a new keyboard.

In 1992 Michigan went to term limits and the results have been a disaster. Our state level politics have become polarized, and no one is willing to work together for the common good, they just want to make a name for themselves so that they can move on to the next step up the political ladder. We have no one in the legislature able to work a reasonable budget or work with the other party because there's just no experience any more in budget writing or politicking.

in the original Klingon.

Where in the hell can you find (good) beer for $1?

Like I told my father in law, the dollar buys you the fantasy of going and taking a dump on your boss's desk (or quietly peeing in all the corners of the peoples' offices you don't like, and then quitting abruptly). That's all. I know I'm not going to win it, but the fantasy breaks down if you don't spend the dollar. (If you're spending more than $1, though, then you're wasting your money.)

I picked up the Optimus V last mother's day for my wife who isn't exactly ... gentle with phones. (Let's just say that she couldn't figure out why she had all these black squares in her gallery--turns out she just throws the thing in her purse w/out turning the damned thing off and has taken many, many pictures of the inside of her purse...) The phone is a very solid phone, and all the prepaid (and contract) carriers have a version of it. Right now, the price is right at about $100, but I've seen them on sale lately for as low as $75.

Verizon can go piss up a rope, AT&T can lick my asshole; the only thing I miss with VM is the ability to roam, but anywhere Sprint has a tower, I have coverage.

You only need to turn the jammer on long enough for the douche to drop carrier.

of course you're going to want the entire saltine.