Comment Re:Okay, Okay It Was Me (Score 1) 185
It's like talking about body waste at the dinner table - it's rude. Period.
Hey, no need to be so specific. "Bodily waste" was plenty.
It's like talking about body waste at the dinner table - it's rude. Period.
Hey, no need to be so specific. "Bodily waste" was plenty.
Maybe you could use pirated IBM software to keep track of the people you haven't killed yet.
By my figuring it was legal in the mid-to-late 2000s.
Actually, bra bingo... that would be pretty neat. See a picture - or live subject - guess the size. Get it right, and you can mark it on your card. First person to bingo wins.
Prize, and what the women wear, can be variable, subject to house rule...
Only because she's not a porn star. If she were it would be more or less average, and not my genre anyway.
Give me a slender chick with a good-looking face that's made up to look natural, not plastered with concealer and lipstick. And a C cup. Or a B cup. Even A, maybe. But B32 to C34... bingo.
"As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers."
Different poem:
"An Angel came to me and said: 'O pitiable foolish young man! O horrible! O dreadful state! consider the hot burning dungeon thou art preparing for thyself to all eternity, to which thou art going in such career.' "
I did, and...? I'd give her a solid 5/10, maybe 6/10. Not the epitome of beauty in my opinion. Then again, thin models with a bust that's probably causing back problems aren't exactly my type. And her face doesn't help matters any. She looks like a cross-dresser with implants.
I don't think you'd be so casual about it if it was you who got raped.
It's not rape if I like it.
I never told anyone about that!
I hold a pair of 20 pound weights and step up to the second step of my basement stairs and then back down
Getting out of your parents' basement... you're doing it wrong.
The bodies aren't in a condition to be worth much, don't you think?
This is a very sad situation, and I can't imagine what's on the mind of everyone involved.
I reckon the last thing that went through their minds was probably the side of the mountain.
37 people died, and no jokes will be coming from me.
*shrug*
I had to do it.
I'm pretty liberal and would happily defend zoophiles...Don't think this is a free pass - I'm not okay with animal rape
Eh? How does that work, exactly?
How does one tell the difference between consensual sex with an animal, and animal rape? After the fact, and with no evidence that it wasn't consensual?
Sure, in cases of human rape it's almost too easy... after the fact she decides it was rape and says so and even if it wasn't the guy gets canned. But an animal isn't going to testify, so how do you tell?
It basically amounts to, you're not okay with animal rape if there are witnesses.
He's a jet, not a whirly-bird.
Certainly. And while I've got hold of your hand, let me tell you about my new hobby, cave exploring...
If you ever want to make another man uncomfortable, just turn a handshake into a conversation.
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
