Worst. Article. Ever. (Score 1)

The article is really fucking stupid.
Some of the "Warnings" were clearly jokes ("Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner’s feeling is going to be bad."), others seemed silly but are something that people actually do, ALOT ("Do not use for drying pets."(Regarding microwaves)). Some were just lies or taken completely out of context, like "Seen on a Boeing 757 plane: "Fragile. Do not drop." and "Seen on a New Holland tractor: "Avoid death.""

"Seen on a washing machine: "DO NOT put any person in this washer."
PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!

"Seen on the packaging for a Rowenta-brand iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”"
PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT!

"Seen on an electric thermometer's instruction sheet: "Do not use orally after using rectally."
Some people fucking do that...

This article is even more shitty than the bitcoin ones slashdot has been spamming recently...