Citation needed.

If you aren't an end user when you use the phone what are you?

Axel Foley: Tell Dennis that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Dennis should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.

Well played, Sir. I wish I had mod points right now.

Military-grade encryption?

drunkenly at the foot of a single bed with someone who wasn't someone else's first choice.

Any good vulcanologist knows all you need is a cold fusion device to stop a volcano.

A/V doesn't protect against a lot of this stuff. Malwarebytes has a new anti-exploit beta for us Windows folks.

From the FAQ:

17- What techniques does MBAE use to detect and block exploits?

MBAE incorporates multiple exploit detection and blocking techniques at different stages of the typical exploit attack to provide a truly complete solution against all types of current and future exploits.
  Stage 1 Layer: This layer of MBAE incorporates multiple techniques to detect and block exploits during stage 1 of the exploit attack, before the shellcode is allowed to run. In some cases, MBAE detects and prevents exploits before the operating system Data Execution Protection (DEP) protection.
  Stage 2 Layer: This layer of MBAE incorporates multiple memory protection and payload execution techniques which prevent exploits from executing their stage 2 payload, thereby protecting the computer even if operating system protections and stage 1 protection techniques have been bypassed.

A guy at work went to Druge a few years ago and got his work PC zapped. A visit to LiveLeak set off my A/V but nothing got in.

Why do apk's posts remind me of reading a Dr. Bronner's soap label?

What a mess. And where the fire was is in pretty bad shape, too. The guy that kept his face in front of the camera and wouldn't stop talking was too irritating to me to watch the whole video, but I saw a hazardous, sloppy work area. So my comments are I'm glad nobody was hurt and why did it take so long to have a fire?

Sir, you just crossed the line.

Watch TV while at home. Work on files while at work.

I had to come read it to cleanse my palate after glancing at the flute story. JFC, Slashdot!

It could have been his skin flute.