Octopuscabbage - Slashdot User

Comment IMPOSSIBLE! (Score -1, Flamebait) 156

by Octopuscabbage on Friday January 28, 2011 @09:11PM (#35040018) Attached to: New Critical Bug In All Current Windows Versions

What?!?! A bug in a microsoft product!!! Good thing its open source so I'm sure a developer will fix it soon. Oh wait...

Comment This makes me sad (Score 4, Insightful) 397

by Octopuscabbage on Thursday January 27, 2011 @06:17PM (#35025274) Attached to: Sony Wins Restraining Order Against Geohot

Coporations should not be able to do this...

Comment Internet pirate (Score 1) 353

by Octopuscabbage on Thursday January 27, 2011 @06:10PM (#35025180) Attached to: Court Rules Dungeons and Dragons Threatens Prison Security

Come on, thats stupid. Now what will i do when i go to jail for internet piracy??!?!

Comment Awkward (Score 1) 195

by Octopuscabbage on Sunday January 23, 2011 @06:16PM (#34976196) Attached to: Apple App Store Hits 10B App Download Mark

It was a bit awkward when they told her what app her son had downloaded. Apparently she did not approve of "Almost nude sexy girls on the beach."

Comment Rice university (Score 2) 49

by Octopuscabbage on Thursday January 20, 2011 @02:46PM (#34942638) Attached to: "Farming" Amoebas Discovered

Anyone think it is weird that this was found out at Rice University?

Comment Re:Its time for YOU to learn c++ (Score 1) 997

by Octopuscabbage on Wednesday January 19, 2011 @05:43PM (#34932940) Attached to: Are 10-11 Hour Programming Days Feasible?

Tell the boss to learn c++ or whatever language you use. Nothing at all is worth that.

Better yet, tell him to learn a language you don't use. If he calls you on it, you laugh with him; if he doesn't you laugh at him - after he's done a semester or two.

Tell him to learn fortran 95.

Comment I found a bug (Score 2) 182

by Octopuscabbage on Friday January 14, 2011 @12:23AM (#34873690) Attached to: Google Pushes New Chrome Release, Pays $14k Bounty

"Hello google, i found a bug." "Did you fix it?" "Yeah here is 100 man hours of work and 1,000 lines of code" "k, cool, heres $10"

Comment Its time for YOU to learn c++ (Score 1) 997

by Octopuscabbage on Thursday January 13, 2011 @07:43PM (#34870496) Attached to: Are 10-11 Hour Programming Days Feasible?

Leave. Nothings worth it. Tell the boss to learn c++ or whatever language you use. Nothing at all is worth that.

Comment Us department of interiors response (Score 1) 187

by Octopuscabbage on Thursday January 06, 2011 @12:27AM (#34773330) Attached to: Google Wins Injunction Against Agency Using Microsoft Cloud

1. Google cloud services 2. Have random intern scroll through 100 pages of google 3. Go with microsoft.

Comment Re:Porn game (Score 1) 96

by Octopuscabbage on Tuesday January 04, 2011 @07:51PM (#34760190) Attached to: Kinect Creators To Make PC Controller

MUST HAVE.

Comment Porn game (Score 3, Funny) 96

by Octopuscabbage on Tuesday January 04, 2011 @12:36AM (#34750886) Attached to: Kinect Creators To Make PC Controller

Sounds like that porn game is actually going to get developed now.

Comment Re:I have an Android phone .... (Score 1) 134

by Octopuscabbage on Monday January 03, 2011 @05:40PM (#34747858) Attached to: The 10 Best Android Hacks

Ubuntu and a faster processor for less money aren't usefull?

Comment Re:Zerglings. (Score 1) 106

by Octopuscabbage on Saturday January 01, 2011 @05:39PM (#34732648) Attached to: Tech History Behind New York's New Year's Eve Ball

Hopefully they aren't speedlings.

Comment Zerglings. (Score 5, Interesting) 106

by Octopuscabbage on Friday December 31, 2010 @04:35PM (#34724278) Attached to: Tech History Behind New York's New Year's Eve Ball

It should drop and explode and 500 zerglings should pop out. It would be cool, because I live far away, and im sure our marines would have teched by then.

Comment Silly banks. (Score 1) 162

by Octopuscabbage on Saturday December 25, 2010 @12:04PM (#34665656) Attached to: UK Banks Attempt To Censor Academic Publication

"Nooez don't tell people stuff they can find easily on google! D:" - E-mail from the UK bank.

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