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Comment Private philanthropist? (Score 1) 387

Our organization received a grant to pay for this from a private philanthropist that has a medical issue that is currently being researched by one of our labs (this happens to us not to infrequently).

Dude, that's not a philanthropist, that's a sociopath. Let's see, I am super rich but I have a rare terminal disease, but maybe I can cheat death if I purchase all the world's best scientists to work on *my* health problem. Never mind if they were previously occupied trying to save sick children. Fuck those kids, I'm rich and therefore I'm a higher priority.

I hope your benefactor enjoys his or her remaining time on Earth, because Hell is going to be a real bitch.

Comment Re:yahoo started out as yang's bookmarks? (Score 2) 200

Well said. I look around at the endless swamp of copycat startups and wonder why I am in this ridiculous industry. At one point I thought the world was changing, instead of the same tired advertising cliches wrapped up in shiny social apps and glittering cloud storage. The fact that a stagnant stock price is used as evidence of Bartz' failure is itself part of the problem. Haven't these short term metrics already been thoroughly discredited? Then why does the financial press keep returning to them?

FTLOG people, please innovate. The internet right now is a thick wasteland of d-baggery without a soul. Every other site serves stealth cookies and multiple MBs of javascript code all trying to figure out more ingenious ways to take your money. I miss 1995, I'd give anything to complain about someone's use of the blink tag or tables used for layout.

Comment the brain waves of a young woman in love (Score 2) 362

I'm glad they didn't decide to record the brain waves of a young *man* in love... those would certainly make the aliens skeptical about ever visiting us.

"What did we learn from this Golden Record?"
"From what we can tell, we're dealing with a race that can't concentrate, constantly listens to The Smiths, worries about its hair looking right, broods pensively throughout the day, and fears never knowing the right things to say."
"On second thought, let's head out to Ursa Minor and see if we can find any intelligent life over there."

Comment Re:Sounds like liberal arts grad students (Score 1) 332

Dude, let me clue you in here. Science *is* the box that everyone tells you to think outside of. Science teaches you a rigorous methodical approach to data collection and analysis; science is about hypothesis testing and repeatabillity of results. Scientists have to live in this box, otherwise they'd just be mad scientists. For inspired thinking, don't read Karl Popper, read some Hermann Hesse. That will blow your little scientific mind. Too bad that you would consider literature the biggest joke on the planet. Enjoy your sheltered life, bro.

Education

BitTorrent and Khan Academy To Distribute Education 139

drDugan writes "BitTorrent, Inc. announced this morning that they have launched a partnership with the Khan Academy to distribute open education videos. They launched with more than 2,000 videos, covering high school and college level curriculum, across science, math, history, finance and test prep. All of the videos are free to download and open licensed with Creative Commons."
Cellphones

Amazon To Launch 'Amazon Appstore For Android' 222

angry tapir writes "Amazon is preparing to open an Android app store to compete with Google's Android Market, and has launched a beta portal where developers can submit applications for Android-based smartphones. The applications will be sold on the Amazon Appstore for Android, which the company expects to launch later this year. At launch, the Appstore will be available for customers in the US, and it will be compatible with Android 1.6 and higher. Users will be able to shop for applications from their PCs, which isn't possible with the existing version of Android Market, or from their smartphones, and pay with their existing Amazon account."

Comment Re:Show me some example code (Score 1) 382

i'm a PhD student in biostatistics at a fairly prestigious american university. we use R almost exclusively, because it is better than other statistical software options. reasons for it's superiority are i) it's free ii) it's open source and iii) its considerably more powerful than STATA, SPSS, SAS, etc.

It's too bad your prestigious education hasn't taught you to avoid sweeping generalizations. To say that one package is "better" or "considerably more powerful" in all cases, is not a good argument.

Why would anyone use Oracle when MySQL is free, open source, and of course "better"?

R is an excellent platform for data analysis and modeling, with a great deal of traction in the academic community which means that cutting-edge statistical techniques are ported and/or implemented in R very quickly.

But, R is not a magic bullet. It is very inefficient to run complex data management routines in R, it is simply not optimized as well as some of those (gasp!) commercial packages. In addition, R loads its entire dataset into memory, providing a strict limit on how much data you can work with.

Good luck with school, and try to learn something. You might try opening your mind.

Comment Re:Does anyone even understand "net neutrality"? (Score 1) 178

You have every reason to be confused: the term is being manipulated to make you think you are in favor of something that turns out to be the complete opposite of what you want!

From a technical perspective, one might assume that "neutrality" with respect to network packets means that each packet is treated equally, and that the network maintains a neutral stance towards the content, source, or destination of each packet. Sounds great, right? To you and me perhaps, but if you're a large corporation seeking to dominate the distribution of content, this conception of neutrality is not in your favor.

Since it is always cheaper to legislate rather than innovate, a cabal of such like-minded corporations has hijacked the term neutrality -- knowing that it will give off positive connotations -- and have instead twisted it to serve their purposes. They want to control the packets, so they can provide preferential treatment to those who pay for it, and of course deny access to anyone whose packets may dare to challenge them, however they see fit to do so.

To control the packets, these companies are lobbying for a law that will stipulate that the government be "neutral" regarding their desire to apply tiered pricing and access. This is what The Man thinks of as neutrality, which of course, is a far cry from the idea that you and I have of it.

Be wary of the words "Net Neutrality", you may find yourself supporting the opposite of what you intended, which could eventually further erode the privileges we all (should) enjoy as equal netizens.

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