... If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The A-Team.

Agreed, that would be the safer route, but i was kind of hoping to see SpongeBob get raped by Godzilla.or vice versa. Purely for the sake of saving humanity, ofcourse.

Not even sure if these two can have kids and if they'd end up having the right size and soaking power. And even if their offspring had the right attributes for the job, not even sure if we could force SpongeZilla to dip into a spill if it didn't want to. Damn, so many variables. Now i understand why there is such a big reward.

SpongeBob and Godzilla should have children, so we can dip an enormous SpongeBob into the spill.

sst, i'm trying to start a new trend :-). In case 2012 turns out to be a hoax, i'm looking for a way to do something usefull with all the left over tinfoil hats.

I second mr. Coward. A lot of us slashdot readers like to bring up nuclear launch codes as soon as the opportunity presents itself.

"The weapon generates a 'burning sensation' that is supposedly harmless" - Really?
And they expected that it was going to effect people that are used to temperatures in the Afghan Desert in exactly what way?
Grab their [insert body part with burning sensation here] and yell "Sunscreen! I need Sunscreen!!!" - and then run home?

I didn't even know Rothschild sold Wine in plastic bottles. Must have been one hell of a party.

Great. Thank you, Google. Now i feel compelled to move my mouse erratically all of the time, only to be rewarded by advertisements about anything from tinfoil to dogfood.

Both respondents answered "Ofcourse!"

"The cyber attack was originated by Liu Ya Chen"
"Damnit, i thought we made them put their real names online!"

JP Morgan IT staff: "These outdated browsers aren't secure!"
JP Morgan Financial Guru: "We're going to make a fortune on securitizing these browsers! Start the rumor, tell 'em we're dropping everything we've got!"

True, it was per Dr. Evil's special request:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" - Dr. Evil

I agree. Evidence is hidden in plain sight:
O'Shea Jackson (born June 15, 1969), better known by his stage name Ice Cube, is an American rapper, actor, screenwriter, film director, and producer.
He began his career as a member of C.I.A and later joined the rap group N.W.A

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Cube

also plays a vital role in accessing Slashdot. I predict a riot.

Pfff, old news. It will produce 42 as final output, and then we'll have it build another machine capable of performing one peta-quazillion calculations per second.