Had you adopted "The Cloud" sooner, this would not have been a problem!

Good god, man, get a new ISP.

It would be even better if they renamed all the banished to "Zod" "Nom" or "Ursa".

Who was thinking about work when you were a teen? (Let alone IT work)

When you're a teen,.. playing Xbox 8 hours a day while getting paid for it would seem like a perfectly legitimate career path.

Have the customer start using Chrome; Let Google do the 'monitoring' for you.

To the cloud...

You are thinking of Joe "You Lie!" Wilson.

Joe Barton was the one who apologized to Tony Hayward of BP for having to, god forbid, create an escrow fund to compensate Gulf oil spill victims.

Either way, they're both fools.

is the Ninja Party?

You got that backwards.

Use what the grown-ups use.

Go buy yourself a Juniper SSG 20 with the optional xDSL module, and let the firewall take care of the failover for you.

~dlb

Are referring to the online movie about the Roomba vacuum cleaning robot?

Or maybe you mean the theatrical movie called I, Robot

Stop using an email provider who also specializes in facilitating advertising, data mining, and, oh yeah, search

~dlb.

Where's the kaboom?

"When I was in high school we had a comprehensive Office 2003 textbook...."

Thanks for making me feel old.

Don't forgot that electrons want to flow downhill,. so arrange your components accordingly.
Oh, and black cables transmit faster than lighter cables,.. and you'll get a huge performance boost if you put a "TYPE R" label on each end of the cable.