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Comment Re:No service. (Score 5, Funny) 221

Yup that is correct! The government builds roads, schools, sanitation and they will even recover your lost email for you! ...If you pay... They clearly refused this caller because he lives in Amsterdam (--> The Netherlands --> Yurp) and therefore didn't pay a single penny to the good old IRS. So why /would/ they help him? No $$$ --> No service...

Otherwise I am CONVINCED that they would help him out. That is how the government works, right?
Helping the folks that pay for their wages, comfy chairs, first class coffee on their long leisurely coffee breaks?
Always at the service of the people in a jiffy and with a smile!
Always doing that little extra to make sure your every tax-penny is a well-spend-penny.
The government that always goes for the 110% customer care.
A wink and a tip to the hat whenever you merrily walking out of some government building where they truly understood your case.
Where papers and forms are kept to a bare minimum in order to keep the well oiled machine running as cost-effective as possible.
<bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep>
The government that <bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep>

Wait... what? Is that my alarm clock? <bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep>
I just KNEW I was dreaming...

Comment Obligatory XKCD reference (Score 1) 628

>> What if I place a phone call to someone I know, or "have a special reason to know", may be sneezing... http://what-if.xkcd.com/55/

Whats next? Making witchcraft & sorcery illegal?
Oh, wait...
What?
Ah... that's my fault, that bit belongs to the Saudi's and their great thinkers...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18503550
But this is about as stupid isn't it?

Comment Re:Nice (Score 1) 719

>So the Nobel Peace Prize = "I HATE AMERICA" Prize.

In addition to that: "I HATE AMERICA BUT I LOVE THE EU"Prize.
Guess who won the Nobel Peace prize last year? Huh? Huh?
The US? Nope... Try again!

If they reward him (Snowden) the NPP, it shows that the committee has a backbone of Titanium and balls of Wedontgiveashitium. But is it the smartest thing to do? Mnnnnehdont think so.

Comment Re:Physical bug needed (Score 1) 163

In a related story to that, some researchers had a proof of concept that they could filter out the keyboardstrokes from a power line. Everytime a button on a usb-keyboard is pressed in it will give off some 'fingerprint' on the grounded bit. They somehow got information out of that. Then again, this was in a controlled lab-environment, where the power source was completely stripped of any distortion and the return was examined for little changes. Nevertheless I thought it was quite clever.
I dont think that it would work on a big office with hundreds of usb-keyboards, coffeemachines, electric pencilsharpeners and whatnot. But it is a good story around the camp fire on the next NSA camping trip :-)

Submission + - Kremlin Turns to Typewriters to Avoid Information Leaks (securityweek.com)

wiredmikey writes: Forget about disconnecting computers from the Internet to lower the risk of attack and data compromise, Russian officials are going a step further in order to protect confidential communications. The Federal Guard Service, which is in charge of protecting President Vladimir Putin, is buying several old-fashioned typewriters to prevent leaks that could stem from computer systems.

Pro-Kremlin newspaper Izvestia said the state service was looking to purchase 20 typerwriters because using computers to prepare top-secret documents may no longer be safe. Unlike printers, every typewriter has its own individual pattern of type so it is possible to link every document to a machine used to type it, Izvestia said. "This purchase has been planned for more than a year now," a source at the service, known by its Russian acronym FSO, said on Thursday.

Submission + - Russian Federal Guard Service (FSO) "upgrades" to electric typewriters (telegraph.co.uk)

Razgorov Prikazka writes: The Russian Federal Guard Service (FSO), who are in charge of protecting high level politicians like president Putin (amongst others), are "upgrading" to electric typewriters for writing sensitive documents with. They have found out that computers pose a security risk and this is their answer to it.
On first sight this seems like a very pragmatic and cost-efficient thing to do. However, the FSO has its roots in the KGB and those were the one's who placed keystroke loggers on the popular IBM Selectric electric typewriter 40 years ago! (http://www.qccglobal.com/news/first-keystroke-logger.php)
So how much safer does this make them?

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