Sounds like one can have all the fun of being tasered without needing an annoyed policeman around.

The difference between "senile" and "charmingly eccentric" is the amount of cash one has.

Does your home telephone play games and music?

Maybe "do no evil" was meant to read "do know evil"?

RFC 666

But really, think about it. How did they pick the name?

Red Hat was taken.

Sweet... now they're just a 'T' and 'F' away from writing something useful.

That's just cynical. Everyone knows that this is just a step towards the ultimate goal - an 16-atom-tall image of Princess Leia.

That, or some particularly unsubtle advertising.

Even a flock of geese can put a plane in the Hudson, how hard would it be for a computer?

I dunno. One of the things I quite like about playing video games is that nobody actually dies.

Coastguard

I'd be less worried about petty theft in that case as I would about getting shot, to be honest.

Two Australians were shot dead in the Netherlands by the IRA back in the early 1990's. They'd apparently been mistaken for off-duty British soldiers as they were driving the same type of car as they usually drove.

Speak for yourself. I just learned that someone's apparently still listening to The Prodigy.

"Spy vs Valerie Plame" just doesn't have the same ring to it

They made a desert and called it peace ...