Comment Anti-Counterfeiting, eh? (Score 2, Insightful) 380
Does this mean our government will stop counterfeiting 'money'?
money ain't growing on trees,
Technically, it is. The American dollar is only worth what the federal reserve says. Fiat money is stupid.
So, does peeling duct tape emit gamma bursts?
Yes!
It's how the Fantastic Four got their powers.
Also,
WARNING: Do not look into Stick Tape with remaining eye!
Ok, why is the increased sale of ice cream correlated to the increased number of shark attacks? Or murder?
Sharks really love ice cream, and can smell it in the water from miles away. So called "educational" shows like to say blood instead, to prevent people from freaking out.
Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.