Fine, I'm gonna make my own 3D printer! With blackjack! And hookers!

In fact, forget the 3D printer.

To be fair to Americans, Holland *is* a town in Michigan.

The product's full name is the Ben NanoNote.

Interestingly, "ben" is also the measure word used in Chinese for books, which speaks to the usability of this device as an e-reader.

wo you san ben shu --> I have three volumes of books.

wo you yi ben NanoNote --> I have a NanoNote.

http://www.ted.com/talks/anthony_atala_printing_a_human_kidney.html

You can watch the actual video here.

By the way, I uploaded a screenshot of the Google results for "Slashdot Karma Whore" (all text) and got a 42.4/100.

Acquine's rating of the first Google Image result for "Natalie Portman Hot Grits:"

76.1/100

Judging from my quick research, it's clear that Acquine is going to turn into Skynet someday.

Penis Bird: 17.7 / 100

Acquine may be on to something.

Lemonparty: 28.8/100

The goggles! They do nothing!

Tubgirl, on the other hand, rates a 58.8/100.

Someone please stop me.

Just in case anyone asks, here's the computer rating for goatse, emphasis mine:

Machine Prediction of Aesthetic Value
Score predicted by Acquine: 19.4/100 rated as below average

Looking at that image a

from TFA:

He then lost audio telephone contact but the air traffic controller switched to texting and told the pilot that he had a primary radar signal on the aircraft and that Cork would allow them to land there. He then used texts to guide the 30-year-old plane in.

What would make a phone lose audio but not SMS ability?