I'm sitting here staring at my Macbook Pro and crying... because I will never see the joys of using MyCleanPC... I am at a loss. Where have I gone wrong... whoa is me.

Replace the above comment with some drivel about Creationism and it will be just as useful.

i got nothing here.

The above commenter is quite serious about their software fanboi-ism it verges on the realm of being a Linux anti-microsoft zealot.

Wow. It could also be the end of Country music as we know it.

You know, I'm surprised you didn't recommend MyUnCleanPC, available at MyUnCleanPC.com It's awesome at infecting your computer and removing all that pesky real anti-virus and malware removal software that was slowing your PC down.

Of all the sites to comment spam you chose /. You know if this site is known for bringing down other sites without even trying to do so?

Does it help that I use vi for coding sites? Does that satisfy you?

Sorry can't be a hipster.. too damn old. I've been a Mac guy since errr.. like 20 years ago now.

I think MyCleanAndroid would have been a better app to flog with this article. Really.. what good does it do to https on your browser when the apps you have are full of holes and barely examined before being placed on the Google Play app store.

About 6 months ago the angry Android fanboi above these comments was rearranging his "apartment" in the "lower-level" of his parents home when he got his app rejection notice from Apple for his awesome new game "Flamin' Fowl".. the note contained a remark something to the effect that his app was of less quality than those Chinese knock off apps.

Since then he has with drawn even more.. he even stopped playing Magic.

Honestly.. I liked what the comment spammer said more. Less whine and more vomit..

Hey man, like some new shit has come to light man.

You're not from around here are you? Next time try typing all of your text as one big block, it's okay.. we can grep it.

Sorry.. I have a Mac. Does the EFF have any comments about that? lol..