You could fix BSG with clever editing and a different title card at the end. Rather than have them DISCARD antibiotics and advanced industry, just point out that 30,000 people aren't enough to actually sustain an industrial society. ie. "We're out of tylium, the antiobiotics are gone, we're running an energy deficite. We've got thirty years at most before we're all fighting over the scraps." Then move the the "landing" up to about 5,000 years ago and make Hera the MRCA rather than mitochondrial eve (which they misunderstood anyway) and voila. Then they've actually made an interesting point, since the arrival of the Colonist actually corresponds with the very beginning of "civilization" on Earth.

I've always wondered how you'd pull this off. I mean, even in the books, it's obvious from the first sentence that the drunk fisherman is Felix, and the whole "hey, he's the king of the universe" thing comes off kind of hackneyed. But it would be pretty awesome to watch the battles.

If all you want to do is theme it and go, then it's pretty awesome. It's out of the box functionality exceeds software costing $100,000. If you need to customize anything, then be prepared to enter a dimension where pain and chaos reign, complicated doesn't even cover it, and there's almost zero good documentation.

I don't think paying for a trial for first degree murder / going to jail forever / getting executed counts as "unscathed."

Now we need gravity polarizers and transfer booths! Pass on the organ banks, I think.

Of the ten results on Google, eight are about why WINDOWS is so expensive. Of the ten results on Bing, eight are about why MACs are so expensive. One result on each page is why vinyl windows are so expensive.

That couldn't be because you searched for a Google product could it? If you do a search for "gmail sucks" the results are comparable, though.

Who does your dog like in blue chips? Seriously, he can't do any worse than my current broker.

Plus, we got that Mexican Drug War going on just to the south. You want to put Mexican / Colombian drug cartels out of business? Unleash Eli Lilly or GlaxoSmithKline on them.

Sounds like a THX1138 ripoff to me.