I've got a hack for getting free jewelry. It involves a crowbar and the brittleness of the glass they use to make those display cases.
Tour Guide: And here we have the Neutron Flux Multiplier...
Kid in vest: Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline?
Tour Guide: Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick. Californium.
Kid in vest: Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
Tour Guide: No, this sucker's electrical, but we need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity we need to make those Instamatics.
Business is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum of rules. You keep score with money. -- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari