Take 15 Elemental Damage and lose a small item

i dont get charged fees in the eurozone, only when i try to withdraw from outside.

change banks....

i dont even get bank charges because i pay my bills through my banks online service.

wooooooooosh

minecraft...

could someone be trying to get you fired?

to use a car reference

Ryanair flight attendants are like driving a 20 year old fiesta, sure they help you get to where you want to go, but you really dont want to be caught dead inside one.

O_O

WANT!

Hivemind....

actually it doesnt, because hawaii was an occupied territory until 1959 when it was amde a state.

Enemy UAV spotted!

You think thats bad, in ireland in 1979 there were so many drivers on provisional learners licences that the government decided to give an amnesty for everyone on their second permit.

So right now of our 50+ aged population theres a signifigant percentage of them driving who have never passed a test.

Not only are they getting old, but they are also incompetent

Congratulations, you are one step closer to the crystal dome and you will have an extra five seconds when we get there!

Whiskey was invented to prevent the irish from ruling the world

It really is about time the irish government invested in improving connectivity. we are so far behind the average we may aswell be hand delivering packets.

Maybe now i can get an affordable internet connection.