Parasites in nature aren't usually bigger, better politically connected and more powerful than their hosts.
Hence, it's inappropriate to name natural parasites after parasites of the human variety.
give it to Apple for free environmentally responsible disposal
That's the dilemma right there. You see, environmentalists aren't usually the ones to trust a business to do the right thing on its own. Environmentalists aren't usually the ones to be content with "Yeah sure, just leave your stuff in that bin over there, we'll recycle for ya, we'll recycle it good". Environmentalists want certification programs, they want regulations and laws to encourage enrollment in these programs.
On the one hand, they can't have businesses just walk away from the certification programs "because we trust them". On the other hand, the MacBook is so shiny.
Profit > The Environment
For Apple, sure. But for the iPhone-MacBook-iPad-owning-environmentalists this presents a dilemma (which I think will be hilarious to watch).
Fork?
Fork You!
much in the same way that a bat uses echolocation.
The bats didn't patent it, but you acknowledge their work.
But who'll do the movie? Bay? Boll? Lucas?
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