I'm so jealous of people who have higher download speeds than I do......I just wish my internet wouldn't go down every time it rains. There could be a slight breeze outside and then WHAM...blinking router light saying you've lost connection. I guess that's what I get for living in a trailer... :)

I have also seen here some people who have degrees but are content with being on the help desk...don't know why really, every person is different I guess. Ballers like you and I are a rare breed Sir, the world needs big swingers like us out there. Anyone remember that puppy mill company Stream International? I don't know if they are still around but man, the gems that company spit out were cRaZy....heavy smokers, loners, caffeine freaks and the piercings were insane!!! If you stayed past 6 months in that joint, you most likely developed cancer or became an alcoholic.

Talk about bedroom eyes!!!

Of her mouth when she puts on the armor will be..."This makes me look fat doesn't it?...Ugh!"

What if you have a wonky eye like Forest Whitaker...does that make you hack proof?

I hope this show fails....who wants to see grown up IT nerds arguing over whether Windows is better than Linux. Arguments over who stole my limited edition Han Solo figurine......fights breaking out when to many Red Bulls are consumed without a proper meal beforehand. Confessional video sessions that involve crying because they didn't lock their laptop when they went to take their asthma medication and someone went in and changed their background to Hello Kitty. The season ender would involve controversy when someones computers get hit by a zero day vulnerability because they didn't have to time to download 1.5GB of updates that Microsoft had recently pushed out on Patch Tuesday.

Everyday before going to work, I tell gammy she needs to mine ore, gold, diamonds and wood for me in MineCraft while I am away. I better see some full chests or else I'm breaking hips!!!!! Who said old people can't be useful.

If you call in for tech support on September 25th and the hold time is more than one hour, you can bet your arse many nerds have taken the day off to play this.

God, your place sounds like a boring place to work.....you guys must have been very profitable last quarter.

When will NASA use their satellites for something better, like determing the BMI of the fat Khardashian sister.

Forget their ages, will the equipment used in this challenge smell like old people when it's done?

That was pretty ballsy of your grandfather....that man was a pioneer my friend, honor his memory.

Not even IMAX can support that arse on screen.

The Real Housewives of Gotham City - The Penguins wife is real twat. The Wonder Twins - The Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky story. Spiderman 2012 - The life and struggles of Peter Parker trying to find a job in a downward U.S. economy still living at home with his aunt. Teen Mom - We follow Sabrina the Teenage Witch as she deals with her teen pregnancy.

I had the answer to some of the these questions just by using Google, but IE crashed on me. Question (24) How to create an operating system that doesn't suck!