Fuck off, you pathetic SJW turd...
Yes you can, since Fortran 2003.
I was 17, just got into an Engineering college in India. Never saw a computer up close till then. We had to take either Thermodynamics or Computers in first semester (and the other in the second semester). Thank God I didn't take Computers in first semester, or else I may have hated it.
So, during winter time, I went to the computer center (nice, air conditioned place). Outside weather is horrible, and the computer center let us take printouts - that could be used for note books (I was/am a cheap ba*tard). So, it started with writing small math codes (my first program was something like "sin(x**3) = 1; print x", and a guy next to me nicely said, "well, you can write anything you want, but it won't work!". My second program was a =1; b = 3; print a+b!) I've spend hours together to solve problems that would take minutes to do if one read up related stuff in a book! No games, not much fun, just trying to make a piece of mathematical code working -- worked harder, not smarter! Only reason I can think of is that the climate control of the computer center.
Loved the computers ever since -- been close to 25 years! Was in a different field for majority of the time. Eventually moved over recently to applied computing.
Come on now, you're just projecting!
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Oops. That should be 'sea levels', 'boardwalk' and 'black rubber dildo'. My bad.
How about Natalie Portman in a vat of hot grits spinning on an office chair? When she farts and creates a gaseous void near her well-formed posterior, what happens to the rotation rate of the chair?
Wow, insightful post! You should email them right away, EmagGeek, since I'm sure they've completely overlooked this and other effects that random Slashdot douches such as yourself might think up on the spur of the moment!
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