It's official. Photoshop is the new Emacs.

Thanks. I was about to swallow a landmine.

Yarr! I think I'm going to stroll down to the piazza and drink some fine wine to that.

Put down the bong. Like the whole credit crisis this is the result of cutting corners to put short term profit over long term benefit. Steal a little here fudge a little there. It all works fine until the shit hits the fan. Domesticated monkey politics at its finest. It takes a crisis to get us off of our collective asses.

It does have poor people with guns and that newfangled internet thingy in it. Perfect for preying on suburban fears and getting pageviews.

It has always been a teenage girl.

Well it's your own fault for choosing numberonebieberfan@gmail.com for an email address.

Gotta catch them all!

Remind me to never to go camping with you.

People still wear those? Haven't seen one in years.

That's pretty much the extent of mentions of giraffes in Roman Italy.

It is said that "Hamburgers" were a staple of 20th century life. However surviving records of that time offer scant evidence. Tarantino the Younger mentions "one tasty [ham]burger" in only one surviving scene in his Magnum Opus a Tale of Pulp In fact a different document the Quest for the White Castle shows to what lengths the heroes Harold and Kumar have to go to get their hands on one of these so called "hamburgers"

Let's face it, hamburgers were a rare delicacy reserved for the rich and powerful of the time as this fresco clearly shows.

Outsourcing crowdsourcing? What sourcery is this?

The people who bought this ad space.

Left wink for select, double blink for execute and right wink for a context menu.
I can't wait to try it out in a public place.

Use VNC to connect from your PC at home to your machine at work. From your work PC use Remote Desktop to take control of your GMs computer and use then Teamviewer to connect to the customer. Easy!

Yes.