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Comment Re:Doesn't Matter You're infringing on my patent (Score 0) 81

I have already patented: Locomatory mechanism utilizing alternating suspensory structures for planar translation. Note: My patent also describes its use in momentary spacial translation without suspension based on trajectory-like movements (e.g. running) so all of you are in trouble with the law mister.

Comment Funny "Gun" story (Score 0) 1165

When I was a kid, (long before lasers were available in consumer goods), I had my door shoved in, and my wife and I forced to dress at gunpoint, because the loony downstairs had reported that we were "shooting a laser gun" at her. There were five or six officers there to arrest us, with guns drawn. Fortunately, the officer in charge was reasonable and listened to me when I told him that laser guns did not exist, if they had existed I wouldn't be shooting people with it, and that my neighbor was a loon, but it could have gone differently. The young cops at the time were completely caught up in the idea that there could be a laser gun. After a while we all laughed, but it was tense for a bit.

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