She said they were likely to become depressed or angry, have trouble forming relationships and suffer from decreased sexual appetites. Small percentages said they had reacted to unpleasant images by vomiting or crying.
That's me now, and I'm not getting paid. =(
Yeah, replace "unpleasant images" with "401k statements."
You know like every other time we have given these bastards a dime.
Seriously. I'm reminded of a pithy quote about the definition of "insanity."
Now the Olympics are going to look like a convention of superheroes and supervillains, with each athlete alignment-doping him or herself with more and more outrageous costumes, posturing, and pre-event monologues.
"Sure, he hurled the discus five miles, but did he really have to soak it in the blood of five virgins and dedicate his performance to All-Mighty Set?"
Bahahaha.
"How are you preparing yourself, mentally, for your event?"
"Last Olypmics, I spent the week before working in a soup kitchen, for a lousy bronze medal. This year, I'm just going to drop a baby down a well."
That aside, when will we be able to implant a RAID array of solid state lungs?
Soon enough, but it will be costly. I hope you can remember your PIN number at the ATM machine.
Im sorry how does one get away building a freaking unsafe amateur nuclear device IN NYC, I know he is an expert and all (you kinda have to be to develop a static web catalog) but Jesus
last time I went up there, I couldn't carry a travel size tube of toothpaste and this dink is making a bomb in his basement
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the basic reaction of 99% of the population* when they read this story.
*people who know precisely dick about physics
This guy will be lucky if his neighbors don't lynch him.
Only God can make random selections.
