...then it wouldn't be congressmen with GUYS in the bathroom!

Aren't they mostly vegetarians? /ducks (tofu-based, of course)

IANAL but isn't this the main reason for the entity called "corporation" to exist? I mean that isn't this the reason to incorporate, so that the person (human) is legally seperate from the company? Or is it just for tax purposes?

Haha...Palmela Handerson?

But you answered it! It's how many rings!

I think you accidentally out a whole word.

Need.

Yea you're right. It's also possible that the company might have wanted the "new" owners to jump through some hoops (maybe they had to allow that company to disclose their info to the "old" owner) and they figured it's not worth it, we'll just keep the dog." Either way, it seems as if "new" owners didn't try more than a minimum amount (if at all) to return the dog. Like Adustust said, dick move.