Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?

This is the single worst piece of drivel to have ever come across the front page at /.

You must be new here; welcome!

You tell someone you saw strange things in the sky over Groom Lake, people will smile and twirl their fingers in circles beside their heads.

That's the sign for circular polarised mind control rays; you never say it because of listening devices.

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Isn't it ironic how the only country that was attacked with nuclear weapons actually has less fallout than the rest of the world?

Karma dude, karma.