Comment Re:No problem (Score 4, Funny) 181
He's not complaining about not having electricity. He's complaining about being forbidden from whacking sabertooths on the head unless he's using a newfangled club that shouts "I AM A CLUB!" while you wave it in the air and it shoots out orange and yellow flames.
If he were asking for the Google Maps website to send him directions via telegraph, then he would be complaining about electricity.
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