No, but it does carry The Club. So no joyriding Venusians can steal it when it's parked overnight.

Your view of what laws are wrong probably does not coincide with my view of such things.

However, the one view that matters is the government's view, because they will arrest you, fine you, imprison you, if they don't like how you treat their laws. Right or wrong.

Yes, but some students may sneak aboard and sabotage it before the demonstration.

Would you want your house destroyed by lased popcorn?

Oh come on. Even I know what you are saying.

I caught the or/for thing, but not the acronym. Thanks for asking. We're all enlightened now. :^)

Hey, we all have those days. Right?

I always lash my venomous cows, so I can get toxic whipped cream.

Wait. He got amnesia whenever I took a drug?

Citation needed. ;^)

he launches his only son away from the doomed planet of Krypton, to be raised by aliens on a far distant earth.

Oh yes. No true Scotsman would accept such a thing.

Read my sigs: No new parties.

Execute them. Within a month after their trial ends. Give them an appeal in case there were wrongful actions in the trial. Then either give them a new trial, or a hemp necktie.

Honestly, this is how you deal with those people.

Also, confiscate all their wealth, and any amount of wealth they gave to anyone.

If your technique is anything similar to firing a pistol, I feel sorry for your penis.

I shot mine off.

I'm glad you got that off your chest. :^)

Do you feel better now?

By the way, I stopped drinking beer when I was four.