Why the hell can't Anonymous attack the real villains? The Hollywood bastards who've been raping a generation's childhood for the last decade or so.

How about if it makes a great trail mix too?

C'thulu's ex-wife.

You may end up disappointed. Every time you load data from Sony's new proprietary Memory Shtick it will make a noise that sounds a lot like "Sucker!".

Better links.

I hear the iPad3 will have a built in razor with 6 blades. When you hold it wrong it drops fingers though.

Some bureaucrats probably got cheap hardware upgrades for a 3 year contract on an new voice plan activation for their traffic lights. Bureaucracy plus wireless providers equals a perfect storm of corruption and greed.

Don't be silly, didn't you read Mountains of Madness? It was the Elder Things (as named by Professor Dyer ill-fated expedition) that lived in Antarctica, they were around before Cthulu showed up and had some nasty run-ins with his posse of Star-spawn. Then once Antarctica got too cold for them they moved to a subterranean ocean. So yeah, we're about to drill into their porch.

Why the hell does a summary about an article on magnetic pole wandering end with a mislabelled link to a wikipedia article about pseudo-scientific rapid geographic pole shifting?

A vivid imagination.

Never believe a new theory until someone has cast doubt on the studies casting doubt on the new theory.

The last thing we need in this economy is more restrictions on salories.

Sure it can run Linux... for now.

Really though, from the article:

"and now Google may have no alternative but to inject development resources into Harmony"

Google has so many resources to inject they ran out of places to hide the track marks.

"-- and take ownership of a bigger role in this struggle."

Oh shit, we're screwed.

I don't know. I'm pretty sure humanity jumped the shark at some point during the previous century.