my preference is the kid's phone, it rings when you hit the keys, like when it's in your pocket. answer it and make an excuse to leave the truly boring...

I had to scan and repair about 1000 floppies and write a memo about not taking your work home. The IT manager did not believe that virii existed. Discovered it by looking at the boot sector with debug. The text string:"your PC is stoned", showed up. F-prot saved the day. That particular version of Stoned had a bug which would trash part of the root directory.