Comment It's Actually a Weather Satellite (Score 1) 450
Dear Leader's 100% accurate forecast for the week of December 13th, 2012:
High of 200C dropping to an occasional low of -200C in the shade
Clear skies, good visibility, with an imaging resolution of .5 meters in South Korea
35% chance of fatal orbital collision with nearby orbital bodies, with some minor nausea, vertigo, and spatial disorientation as we move into the evening.
This has been another installment of Dear Leader's 100% Accurate Forecasts - remember, if it's not spot-on, then the round-eye imperialist Yankee pigs have sent their weather planes over our wonderful Best Korean homeland to change the skies and discredit Dear Leader!
High of 200C dropping to an occasional low of -200C in the shade
Clear skies, good visibility, with an imaging resolution of
35% chance of fatal orbital collision with nearby orbital bodies, with some minor nausea, vertigo, and spatial disorientation as we move into the evening.
This has been another installment of Dear Leader's 100% Accurate Forecasts - remember, if it's not spot-on, then the round-eye imperialist Yankee pigs have sent their weather planes over our wonderful Best Korean homeland to change the skies and discredit Dear Leader!